The Self Assessment

Which claudoholic are you?

Seven questions. Answer honestly. Nobody is watching, which is rather the point.

Nothing you answer leaves this page.

1. It is 11:47pm and the feature finally works. You:

Ship it and go to bed. Start the refactor. Momentum is sacred. Open a fresh repo for the proper version. Bed is where I do my prompting.

2. Claude hands you a 400 line diff. You:

Read every line, like a wronged accountant. Skim the shape and trust the tests. Accept all. The green tick is a form of reading. Accept all, then ask Claude what we built.

3. How many side projects are currently nearly done?

One. And it is actually nearly done. Two. They take turns. I would need to check GitHub, and I am afraid to. Whatever I started tonight.

4. Your last proper meal was:

This evening, at a table, like a person. At the desk, between prompts. Toast, at an hour toast should not happen. I have been meaning to build a meal planning app. Repo 39.

5. The people you live with last saw you:

An hour ago. We spoke. It was nice. Mid prompt. I waved. They are asleep. Sensible people. In the user stories of an app I never finished.

6. A test fails at 11pm. You:

Note it down for the morning. Fix it now. Then one more. Then one more. Paste it into Claude before reading it. The test is wrong. Delete the test.

7. Be honest. Why are you taking this assessment?

Curiosity. I am fine. Genuinely. Claude is running in the other window. This counts as a break. It is well past midnight and this tab was open. I am avoiding repo 48.